Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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