that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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