Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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