Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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