your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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