No I am not eating basil off your cock
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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