with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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