he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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