if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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