nut hugger
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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