They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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