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: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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