Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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