Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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