New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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