Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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