I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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