before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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