I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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