I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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