I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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