Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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