well you can't waste a boner
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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