Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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