You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wish you could order shots online.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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