I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
