Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
