never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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