..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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