You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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