i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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