I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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