New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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