i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
