Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize