he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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