State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
third nipple confirmed
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
