Im at strip club and am horny
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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