Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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