I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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