It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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