You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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