have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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