i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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