In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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