yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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