I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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