I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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