Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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