Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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