Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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