When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
