if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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