she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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