I just cut my nipple shaving
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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