Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
What a dumb baby whore.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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